07:41 Nov 29 2011
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This has to be one of the more clever comments I have seen on any profile.
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"Greetings Darkling,
Christ himself actually said "eat of my flesh and drink of my blood and ye shall have eternal life" sound like a Vampire to me. God in the Old Testament was a cruel, vindictive and racist bastard and quite contradictory. Just Read:
God is satisfied / dissatisfied with his works. Gen 1:31 / Gen 6:6
God dwells / dwells not in chosen temples. 2 Chron 7:12,16 / Acts 7:48 God dwells in light / darkness. 1 Tim 6:16 / 1 Kings 8:12; Ps 18:11; Ps 97:2 God is seen and heard / invisible and cannot be heard. Ex 33:23,11; Gen 3:9,10; Gen 32:30; Is 6:1; Ex 24:9-11 / John 1:18; John 5:37; Ex 33:20; 1 Tim 6:16
God is tired and rests / never tired and never rests. Ex 31:17; Jer 15:6 / Is 40:28
God is everywhere present, sees and knows all things / not everywhere, neither sees nor knows all things. Prov 15:3; Ps 139:7-10; Job 34:22,21 / Gen 11:5; Gen 18:20,21; Gen 3:8 God knows the hearts of men / tries men to find out. Acts 1:24; Ps 139:2,3 / Deut 13:3, 8:2; Gen 22:12
God is / is not all powerful. Jer 32:27; Mt 19:26 / Judg 1:19
God is unchangeable / changeable. James 1:17; Mal 3:6; Ezek 24:14; Num 23:19 / Gen 6:6; Jonah 3:10; 1 Sam 2:30,3 1; 2 Kings 20:1,4-6; Ex 33:1,3,17,14
God is just and impartial / unjust and partial. Ps 92:15; Gen 18:25; Deut 32:4; Rom 2:11; Ezek 18:25 / Gen 9:25; Ex 20:5; Rom 9:11-13; Mt 13:12
God is / is not the author of evil. Lam 3:38; Jer 18:11; Is 45:7; Amos 3:6; Ezek 20:25 / 1 Cor 14:33; Deut 32:4; James 1:13
God gives freely to those who ask / withholds blessings. James 1:5; Luke 11:10 / John 12:40; Josh 11:20; Is 63:17
God can / cannot be found by seekers. Mt 7:8; Prov 8:17 / Prov 1:28
God is warlike / peaceful. Ex 15:3; Is 51:15 / Rom 15:33; 1 Cor 14:33
God is cruel, unmerciful, destructive and ferocious / kind, merciful and good. Jer 13:14; Deut 7:16; 1 Sam 15:2,3; 1 Sam 6:19; Deut 4:24 / James 5:11; Lam 3:33; 1 Chron 16;34; Ezek 18:32; Ps 145:9; 1 Tim 2:4; 1 John 4:16; Ps 25:8
God's anger is fierce, endures long / is slow and ends quickly. Num 32:13; Num 25:4; Jer 17:4 / Ps 103:8; Ps 30:5
God commands, approves of and delights in burnt offerings, sacrifices and holy days / disapproves of and has no pleasure in burnt offerings, sacrifices and holy days. Ex 29:36; Lev 23:27; Ex 29:18; Lev 1:9 / Jer 7:22; Jer 6:20; Ps 50:13,14; Is 1:11-13 God accepts / forbids human sacrifices. 2 Sam 21:8,9,14; Gen 22:2; Judg 11:30-32,34,38,39 / Deut 12:30,31 God tempts man / tempts no man. Gen 22:1; 2 Sam 24:1; Jer 20:7; Mt 6:13 / James 1:13
God cannot lie / God lies by proxy, sends lying spirits. Heb 6:18 / 2 Thes 2:11; 1 Kings 22:23; Ezek 14:9
God destroys / will not destroy man because of wickedness. Gen 6:5,7 / Gen 8:21
God's attributes are revealed in his works / attributes cannot be discovered. Rom 1:20 / Job 11:7; Is 40:28
There is but one God / there is a plurality of gods. Deut 6:4 / Gen 1:26; Gen 3:22; Gen 18:1-3; 1 John 5:7 Robbery commanded / forbidden. Ex 3:21,22; Ex 12:35,36 / Lev 19:13; Ex 20:15
Lying approved and sanctioned / forbidden. Josh 2:4-6; James 2:25; Ex 1:18-20; 1 Kings 22:21,22 / Ex 20:16; Prov 12:22; Rev 21:8 Hatred of the Edomite sanctioned / forbidden. 2 Kings 14:7,3 / Deut 23:7 Killing commanded / forbidden. Ex 32:27 / Ex 20:13 Blood shedder must die / must not die. Gen 9:5,6 / Gen 4:15 Making of images forbidden / commanded. Ex 20:4 / Ex 25:18,20 Slavery and oppression ordained / forbidden. Gen 9:25; Lev 25:45,46; Joel 3:8 / Is 58:6; Ex 22:21; Ex 21:16; Mt 23:10 Improvidence enjoined / condemned. Mt 6:28,31,34; Luke 6:30,35; Luke 12:3 / 1 Tim 5:8; Prov 13:22 Anger approved / disapproved. Eph 4:26 / Eccl 7:9; Prov 22:24; James 1:20 Good works to be seen of men / not to be seen. Mt 5:16 / Mt 6:1 Judging of others forbidden / approved. Mt 7:1,2 / 1 Cor 6:2-4, 5:12 Jesus taught non-resistance / taught and practiced physical resistance. Mt 5:39; Mt 26:52 / Luke 22:36; John 2:15 Jesus warned followers not to fear being killed / Jesus himself avoided being killed. Luke 12:4 / John 7:1 Public prayer sanctioned / disapproved. 1 Kings 8:22,54; Kings 9:3 / Mt 6:5,6 Importunity in prayer commended / condemned. Luke 18:5,7; Luke 11:8 / Mt 6:7,8 Wearing of long hair by men sanctioned / condemned. Judg 13:5; Num 6:5 / 1 Cor 11:14 Circumcision instituted / condemned. Gen 17:10 / Gal 5:2 The Sabbath instituted / repudiated. Ex 20:8 / Is 1:13; Rom 14:5; Col 2:16 Creation / escape from Egypt reason for Sabbath. Ex 20:11 / Deut 5:15 No work to be done on Sabbath under penalty of death / Jesus broke the Sabbath and justified disciples to do same. Ex 31:15; Num 15:32,36 / John 5:16; Mt 12:1-3,5 Baptism commanded / not commanded. Mt 28:19 / 1 Cor 1:17,14 Every animal allowed for food / some animals prohibited. Gen 9:3; 1 Cor 10:25; Rom 14:14 / Deut 14:7,8 Taking of oaths sanctioned / forbidden. Num 30:2; Gen 21:23,24,31; Gen 31:53; Heb 6:13 / Mt 5:34 Marriage approved / disapproved. Gen 2:18; Gen 1:28; Mt 19:5; Heb 13:4 / 1 Cor 7:1, 1 Cor 7:7,8 Freedom of divorce permitted / restricted. Deut 24:1; Deut 21:10,11,14 / Mt 5:32 Adultery forbidden / allowed. Ex 20:14; Heb 13:4 / Num 31:18; Hos 1:2; Hos 2:1-3 Marriage or cohabitation with a sister denounced / God blessed Abraham's marriage to sister. Deut 27:22; Lev 20:17 / Gen 20:11,12; Gen 17:16 A man may / may not marry his brother's widow. Deut 25:5 / Lev 20:21 Hatred to kindred enjoined / condemned. Luke 14:26 / Eph 6:2; Eph 5:25,29; 1 John 3:15 Intoxicating beverages recommended / discountenanced. Prov 31:6,7; 1 Tim 5:23; Ps 104:15 / Prov 20:1; Prov 23:31,32 It is our duty to obey our rulers, who are god's ministers and punish evil doers only / it is not our duty to always obey rulers who sometimes punish the good and receive unto themselves damnation therefor. Rom 13:1-3,6; Mt 23:2,3; 1 Pet 2:13,14; Eccl 8:2,5 / Ex 1:17,20; Dan 3:16,18; Dan 6:9,7,10; Acts 4:26,27; Mark 12:38-40; Luke 23:11,24,33,35 Women's rights denied / affirmed. Gen 3:16; 1 Tim 2:12; 1 Cor 14:34; 1 Pet 3:6 / Judg 4:4,14,15; Judg 5:7; Acts 2:18; Acts 21:9 Obedience to masters enjoined / obedience to God only. Col 3:22,23; 1 Pet 2:18 / Mt 4:10; Mt 23:10; 1 Cor 7:23 There is / is no unpardonable sin. Mark 3:29 / Acts 13:39 Man created before / after animals. Gen 2:18,19 / Gen 1:25-27 Planting and harvest always / ceased for seven years. Gen 8:22 / Gen 41:54,56 Pharaoh's heart hardened by God / pharaoh. Ex 4:21; Ex 9:12 / Ex 8:15 All / not all cattle, horses died. Ex 9:3,6 / Ex 14:9 Moses feared / did not fear pharaoh. Ex 2:14,15,23; Ex 4:19 / Heb 11:27 24,000 / 23,000 died in plague. Num 25:9 / 1 Cor 10:8 John the Baptist was / was not Elijah. Mt 11:14 / John 1:21 Joseph's father was Jacob / Heli. Mt 1:16 / Luke 3:23 Salah's father was Arphaxad / Cainan. Gen 11:12 / Luke 3:35,36 14 / 13 generations from Abraham to David. Mt 1:17 / Mt 1:2-6 14 / 13 generations from captivity to Jesus. Mt 1:17 / Mt 1:12-16 Infant Jesus taken / not taken to Egypt. Mt 2:14,15,19,21,23 / Luke 2:22,39 Jesus was tempted / not tempted in the wilderness. Mark 1:12,13 / John 2:1,2 Two different genealogies of Jesus. Mt 1:1-17 / Luke 3:23-38 Jesus is / is not son of David. Mt 1:1; Luke 1:32; Rom 1:3 / Mt 22:43-46; Mark 12:36,37 Risen Jesus says touch me / touch me not. John 20:27 / John 20:17 Jesus preached first sermon on the mount / plain. Mt 5:1,2 / Luke 6:17,20 John in / not in prison when Jesus went into Galilee. Mark 1:14 / John 1:43; John 3:22-24 Disciples to go forth with / without staff and sandals. Mark 6:8,9 / Mt 10:9,10 Woman of Canaan / Greece besought Jesus. Mt 15:22 / Mark 7:26 Two / one blind men besought Jesus. Mt 20:30 / Luke 18:35,38 Jesus was crucified at the third / sixth hour. Mark 15:25 / John 19:14,15 Two / one thieves reviled Jesus. Mt 27:44; Mark 15:32 / Luke 23:39,40 Satan entered Judas at / before last supper. John 13:27 / Luke 22:3,4,7 Judas hanged himself / died another way. Mt 27:5 / Acts 1:18 Potter's field purchased by Judas / chief priests. Acts 1:18 / Mt 27:6,7 One / two / three / more, women came to sepulchre. John 20:1; Mt 28:1 / Mark 16:1; Luke 24:10 It was sunrise / before sunrise when they came to the sepulchre. Mark 16:2 / John 20:1 Two angels standing / one angel sitting, at the sepulchre. Luke 24:4 / Mt 28:2,5 Two / one angels in the sepulchre. John 20:11,12 / Mark 16:5 Jesus was to be three / two days, nights in the grave. Mt 12:40 / Mk 15:25,42,44-46; Mk 16:19 Holy ghost bestowed at / before Pentecost. Acts 1:8,5; Acts 2:1,4 / John 20:22 Disciples to tarry in Jerusalem / go immediately to Galilee. Mt 28:10 / Luke 24:49 Jesus first appeared to apostles in room / on a mountain. Luke 24:33,36,37; John 20:19 / Mt 28:16,17 Jesus ascended from Mount Olivet / Bethany. Acts 1:9,12 / Luke 24:50,51 Paul's attendants heard miraculous voice and stood / didn't hear and were prostrate. Acts 9:7 / Acts 22:9; Acts 26:14 Abraham departed for Canaan / unknown destination. Gen 12:5 / Heb 11:8 Abraham had two / one sons. Gal 4:22 / Heb 11:17 Keturah was Abraham's wife / concubine. Gen 25:1 / 1 Chron 1:32 Abraham had one / six sons at 100, with / without providence. Gen 21:2; Rom 4:19; Heb 11:12 / Gen 25:1,2 Jacob / Abraham bought a sepulchre from Hamor. Josh 24:32 / Acts 7:16 God promised Canaan to Abraham and seed forever / Abraham and seed never received promised land. Gen 13:14,15,17; Gen 17:8 / Acts 7:5; Heb 11:9,13 Goliath / Goliath's brother was slain by Elhanan. 2 Sam 21:19 / 1 Chron 20:5 Ahaziah began reign in 12th / 11th year of Joram. 2 Kings 8:25 / 2 Kings 9:29 Michal had no / five children. 2 Sam 6:23 / 2 Sam 21:8 David was tempted by the Lord / by Satan, to number Israel. 2 Sam 24:1 / 1 Chron 21:1 Fighting men of Israel 800,000 / 1,100,000, Judah 500,000 / 470,000. 2 Sam 24:9 / 1 Chron 21:5 David sinned numbering Israel / never sinned except concerning Uriah. 2 Sam 24:10 / 1 Kings 15:5 Penalty for David's sin was seven / three years famine. 2 Sam 24:13 / 1 Chron 21:11,12 David took 700 / 7000 horsemen. 2 Sam 8:4 / 1 Chron 18:4 David bought threshing floor for 50 silver / 600 gold shekels. 2 Sam 24:24 / 1 Chron 21:25 David's throne to last forever / was cast down. Ps 89:35-37 / Ps 89:44 Jesus is / is not equal to God. John 10:30; Phil 2:5 / John 14:28; Mt 24:36 Jesus is / is not all-powerful. Mt 28:18; John 3:35 / Mark 6:5 Law was / was not ended by Christian dispensation. Luke 16:16; Eph 2:15; Rom 7:6 / Mt 5:17-19 Jesus' mission was / was not peace. Luke 2:13,14 / Mt 10:34 Jesus did / did not receive testimony from man. John 15:27 / John 5:33,34 Jesus' witness of himself is true / not true. John 8:18,14 / John 5:31 Jesus died for friends / enemies. John 15:13; John 10:11 / Rom 5:10 It was lawful / unlawful for the Jews to put Jesus to death. John 19:7 / John 18:31 Children are / are not punished for parents sins. Ex 20:5 / Ezek 18:20 Man is / is not justified by faith alone. Rom 3:20; Gal 2:16; Gal 3:11,12; Rom 4:2 / James 2:21,24; Rom 2:13 It is impossible / possible to fall from grace. John 10:28; Rom 8:38,39 / Ezek 18:24; Heb 6:4-6; 2 Pet 2:20,21 No man is without sin / Christians are sinless. Prov 20:9; Eccl 7:20; Rom 3:10 / 1 John 3:9,6,8 Resurrection of the dead / no resurrection of the dead. Cor 15:52; Rev 20:12,13; Luke 20:37; 1 Cor 15:16 / Job 7:9; Eccl 9:5; Is 26:14 Reward and punishment to be on this world / next world. Prov 11:31 / Rev 20:12; Mt 16:27; 2 Cor 5:10 Annihilation for all mankind / endless misery for some. Job 3:11,13-17,19-22; Eccl 9:5,10; Eccl 3:19,20 / Mt 25:46; Rev 20:10,15; Rev 14:11; Dan 12:2 Earth will / will never be destroyed. 2 Pet 3:10; Heb 1:11; Rev 20:11 / Ps 104:5; Eccl 1:4 Evil does not / does happen to the godly. Prov 12:21; 1 Pet 3:13 / Heb 12:6; Job 2:3,7 Worldly good and prosperity / misery and destruction are the lot of the godly. Prov 12:21; Ps 37:28,32,33,37; Ps 1:1,3; Gen 39:2; Job 42:12 / Heb 11:37,38; Rev 7:14; 2 Tim 3:12; Luke 21:17 Worldly prosperity a reward of righteousness and a blessing / a curse and a bar to future reward. Mark 10:29,30; Ps 37:25; Ps 112:1,3; Job 22:23,24; Prov 15:6 / Luke 6:20; Mt 6:19,21; Luke 16:22; Mt 19:24; Luke 6:24 Christian yoke is / is not easy. Mt 11:28-30 / 2 Tim 3:12; Heb 12:6,8 Fruit of the spirit is love and gentleness / vengeance and fury. Gal 5:22 / Judg 15:14; 1 Sam 18:10,11 Longevity enjoyed by / denied to the wicked. Job 21:7,8; Ps 17:14; Eccl 8:12; Is 65:20 / Eccl 8:13; Ps 55:23; Prov 10:27; Heb 36:14; Eccl 7:17 Poverty is a blessing / riches a blessing / neither a blessing. Luke 6:20,24; James 2:5; Prov 10:15; Job 22:23,24 / Job 42:12; Prov 30:8,9 Wisdom a source of enjoyment / vexation, grief, sorrow. Prov 3:13,17 / Eccl 1:17,18 A good name is a blessing / curse. Eccl 7:1; Prov 22:1 / Luke 6:26 Laughter commended / condemned. Eccl 3:1,4; Eccl 8:15 / Luke 6:25; Eccl 7:3,4 Rod is remedy for foolishness / there is no remedy. Prov 22:15 / Prov 27:22 A fool should be / not be answered according to his folly. Prov 26:5 / Prov 26:4 Temptation desirable / not desirable. James 1:2 / Mt 6:13 Prophesy is / not sure. 2 Pet 1:19 / Jer 18:7-10 Man's life was to be 120 / 70 years. Gen 6:3 / Ps 90:10 Fear of man put upon every beast / but not the lion. Gen 9:2 / Prov 30:30 Miracles proof / not proof of divine mission. Mt 11:2-5; John 3:2; Ex 14:31 / Ex 7:10-12; Deut 13:1-3; Luke 11:19 Moses was a very meek / cruel man. Num 12:3 / Num 31:15,17 Elijah went up to heaven / only Jesus ascended to heaven. 2 Kings 2:11 / John 3:13 All scripture is inspired / some scripture is not inspired. 2 Tim 3:16 / 1 Cor 7:6,12; 2 Cor 11:17
18 is actually 9
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darkwingo
08:31 Nov 29 2011
Thank You for your kindness. I actually wanted to format it better but alas I was to Lazy and just let it Flow. I wrote it in word and when I pasted it it just did not come out right. Oh well it is the content that counts as it is all true and can be verified by just looking it all up.
Great Profile My Dark Sister!
Ave Satanas!
Ad Majorem Glorium Satanae!
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